My favorite Trump brag is when he aces yet another cognitive test that they only give people just before they go into hospice
Trump is gonna get boo’d tonight at the Knicks game for like 10 minutes straight like a standing ovation at Cannes
You know you’re a 90s kid if you remember when the U.S. government would at least make up a fake reason to attack the Middle East
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
Not to get all high and mighty, but if I had my own masked Gestapo army executing nurses in the streets, id ask them to please stop
