I'm not joking they're plaguing my brain. They're competing for space with the ~50 historical OCs, almost 200 assorted fandom OCs, and god knows what else. Someone exorcise these little shits into jars so I can shake them like stress toys
Shit that would give nurse Joy an aneurysm. #fatguzma #art #fatart
What flavour of autism is it where you not only make 28 Dungeons and Dragons player characters (one for every class as a reptilian race, and a backup for every class as a human) but you also imagine them as two rival frat-house-esque 14-member adventuring parties competing in their spare time
Happy birthday big guy! Hope you had a gut-busting birthday meal (or 5) to celebrate!
"It's all muscle bro" He says to himself, 7 MooMoo Milks deep into an ego-based chugging contest against whatever Grunt took this picture of the scanner
FINALLY he's reached the minimum healthy weight for an adult Eridian of his height
Now we can really start on the journey to getting OVERweight
YYYYEEESSSSS YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY YES IT'S HIM THE BIG BOY HIMSELFFFF
