been playing fallout. now this fuckass bald man is my new post-apocalypse husband
#Luchador #Reaper
soldier Overwatch the kind of gay that lifts 250-pound weights for 2 hours with headphones blasting BRAT remixes the entire time
he is so swagless and pathetic (and breedable). if i giggled audibly at this that's between me and god
(don't judge him for that ridiculous wig. he's trying his best)
"weird bald bitch" is an absolute favorite character type for me (see also: locke from Lost). also not only is he bald physically, he also has a bald personality. i have no way of explaining this so i doubt it makes any sense but it's true to me
#overwatch2
the primary function of bluesky is reminding me that there are straight people on the internet outside of right wing chud echo chambers and booktok
note: despite this being an nsfw account, this is not meant in a sexual way. that's my son. do not be horny for him or i will be like an alabama dad sitting on his porch telling you not to touch his daughter
what i want in a man
- cute
- friendly
- patient
- pink
- water type
- slowpoke
not sure if they were mad but according to clearsky i got blocked by someone right after i said i thought wolf blitzer was hot
