Like I can eat 2 breakfast burritos who’s gonna stop me. Not my skinny ass coworkers who only eat half of 1
He knows those pants make his butt look good so he gotta be obvious about it
Being the only fat person in my dept is great because anytime someone brings food I don’t have to be mindful about serving size since everyone else barely touches it
My car insurance is going down $60 HELL YEAH
Confession: I noticed my sweatshirt had a stain on it when I put it on this morning and wore it anyway