The way Carl Winslow was annoyed by him, you'd think the character's name was Peeve Urkel. I am the funniest person alive.
We use PBR for our beer batter and tbh I bet Milwaukee has some great fried fish spots. Been to a lot of states but not Wisconsin :(
It's not illegal to name a dog after a sandwich.
Perhaps "Reuben" or "Big Mac" or "Italian, Lettuce Tomato Onion Provolone Extra Mustard."
Friends bought their dog an Everlasting Gobstopper chew toy lol
It will likely not last that long
Also remember all my sisters are old
I've been pondering how to make a bad joke about a cow giving birth to a male cow who plays guitar and also flies airplanes, and then Heifer Son Pilot, blah blah.
But a heifer by definition hasn't given birth. Damn.
I will say the hardest part of being back in ATL is regularly seeing so many places I went to with my buddy who passed away.
Met when we were 7.
It's constant "Oh shit, I forgot Kyle and I did ____ there."
Could be driving past where the Hawks play or a parking lot where we smoked weed at age 20.
I don't get sad driving past his crazy mom's house anymore because it's since been sold twice.
Every aging pop punk legacy act's lead singer
Fuckin loved Family Matters, I was born after it started but I'd watch reruns before school
