"Don't touch my face w/ your pee pee hands!" 😆
#ChildFree
Had a guy stop beside me at a light & ask me to roll down my window just to tell me he liked my earrings. Sincere compliments w/o expectation. That's the way to do it, fellas.
I fucking hate fireworks & I really fucking hate the dumb fucks setting them off at all hours for no fucking reason. Maybe I should fill a trash bag w/ dog shit & take a drive...
#SyracuseNY
"Sweeps away the oldies." You mean, like, b/c he's a pedo?
#TheyNotLikeUs
#AdminAsstDiaries #Overheard
"Oh, you have got to be frickin kidding me! ..... This guy! This guy needs to suck a frickin dick!"