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OH THIS IS NICE
GUESS WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT THE COUCH
YOU CAN JUMP ONTO THE BACK
GIVE YOUR HUMAN A SURPRISE SMOOCH
AND THEN CLAIM YOUR SPOT BY THE CUSHION
AH BLISS
OH THIS IS NICE
GUINNESS
GUINNESS
GUINNESS
EXCUSE ME
I SEE YOU ARE HAVING YOUR DINNER
WHERE IS MINE PLEASE
CUDDLES AND PURRING AND BLEPS, OH MY
A VERY GOOD BOY
DESERVING OF LACTOSE-FREE FROZEN YOGURT
GUINNESS
SO REMEMBER HOW STUFF HAD BEEN MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHING FROM OUR HOUSE?
TURNS OUT IT ALL WENT TO A NEW HOUSE
AND NOW I AM HERE TOO
I LIKE GETTING BELLY RUBS BUT *ONLY* FROM MY HUMAN
THEY ARE RUBBING MY BELLY WHILE I SLEEP ON THE COUCH
I AM BLISS
AM I A GOOD BOY?
YES
AM I ALWAYS *BEING* GOOD?
NO
NO THOUGHTS ALL BLEP
