going to ross to find a cheap squishmallow so i can murder it and transmute its innards into primo stuffing for ardbubu
idk i really like frotting through clothes and dry humping it is so cute to me
it’s like god they want each other so bad they can’t even bear to pause long enough to take their clothes off and mentally will get completely off at just the idea of full sex without actually doing it… men… so cute
i don’t even know how you arrive at misogyny as a queer person without 1. seeing women as objectified competition of some kind 2. genuinely finding women repulsive or 3. both
i think hiro and ardbert end up doing it like this and beating around the bush when they first get together for a long time cause they reall yy y want to fuck but they’re both really nervous and sensitive to the other’s needs and preferences… fast forward to marriage they still do it for nostalgia 🙂↕️