“And we lights the servers.
Not just for Marshmallow, but for all of them that are still out there.
'Cause we knows there'll come a night... when they sees the ASCII art…and they'll be coming home.”
The World Cup - where else can you watch a person's life come to a single moment where they fail to execute and they collapse into despondent sobbing
Thank you Paraguay for playing your part in the ugliest brand of football i have ever seen
USA WINS THE GROUP
I love the fact that casual US soccer fans are watching this because it's introducing them to the absolute worst of football tactics and degeneracy
For Türkiye vs. any CONMEBOL team except maybe Brazil they should give the ref a cattle prod
This is the first time this World Cup i've thought that a hydration break is probably a net positive
Can you imagine a future where the US doesn't win their group because some guy decided he didn't want anyone to read his lips when he taunted his opponent