The best way to cope with a male loneliness epidemic is growing massive vegetables. I'm also open to model trains, or old computers, or really any hobby.
Helen O'Hara
U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables https://theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-media-ban-of-everyone-except-old-men-who-grow-big-vegetables/