First world problems, but I've got real world problems and this is on top of those right now:
I finally ordered myself a new round of decent underwear and they've been trapped somewhere in Detroit for a week.
Can't help but picture them going around and around on a conveyor belt for eternity.
THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI
I don't know who is putting Mountain Goats lyrics in the bar bathroom, but I feel them
My body is very angry and I am very medicated.
Please show me your funniest post that didn't get enough attention.
(Please note that by "fun to drive" I mean "responsive, low-slung, and with minimal computer," not "gets 5 miles a gallon and eats expensive tires." Nellie averages ~28 mpg around town.)
I'm pretty sure owning a car that's fun to drive has increased my baseline happiness by 5%