"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude
"An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude
Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption
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Party on, contest winners!
True beating the allegations energy here
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming
Oh I've heard of this guy
Of The Naked Gun fame
I did it, go Birbs
Manifesting a non-chaotic Riley O'Brien outing
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him.
wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god.
detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
The DOJ has announced indictments against phytoplankton