Wait...
They convicted an eight year old of human trafficking?
The Tortured Buffalo Sports Fans Department
Uncle Duke
If I can't wear popsicle pants to the cave rave, I'm not going.
Just as Dawn Davenport wanted her cha-cha heels, just as the kid in 'Better Off Dead' wanted his two dollars, I want my popsicle pants.
A penguin’s car breaks down, so he has it towed to a mechanic. While waiting for it to be fixed, he goes out & eats a big vanilla ice cream cone, covering his face. When he returns and asks about the car, the mechanic says, “Looks like you blew a seal.” The penguin panics “No! It’s just ice cream!”
Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning..
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🛑This is an enchiladas suiza progress checkpoint
Gurl, do not touch your face after handling all these peppers, onions, and garlic
I can smell the oils left on my fingertips 🍜👩🍳💃
