Might eat a burger today to piss off my ancestors.
The most terrible news for my students. Making them give short summaries on random microbio topics made their grades go up on the following exam.
So now they’re going to have to do it for the next exam.
Something I think about a lot re: the yakuza series is that Majima only became the Mad Dog of Shimano after being forced into a customer service job
It's kinda funny to think that my extremely specific habit of writing down every single gas transaction I do with date, mileage, price, total cost, etc may someday be extremely exciting for future historians.
Now, however, it's very annoying to see the price of gas jump 70c in my notebook.
If we’re going into a depression, can they at least ban alcohol so i can follow in my great-grandparents footsteps and sell bathtub moonshine?
Getting ready to play a wonderful game of "what will the tariff be on the item I bought not realizing de minimis would be gone before it arrived"
Guitars are like cats. You find one abandoned on the street, take it home, clean it up, give it lots of attention, play with it... then think "hey, this guitar could use a friend..."
[bloodlines 2 meeting with a bunch of suits]
"okay, we got vampires, we got magic powers, we got a gritty city, weird characters, what else did the first game have?"
"game-breaking bugs?"
"WRITE THAT DOWN!"
I'm glad for all the good election news because it balances out the news of my car's alternator belt melting and covering the entire engine in goo.
All I gotta say is that my mom's pet name for me as a kid was "Good Bunny" so naturally I see Bad Bunny as my rival.
