Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week https://theonion.com/mom-casually-mentions-her-bunco-group-threw-molotov-cocktails-at-ice-last-week/
1,000% humidity rn
Mood
NGL, lightning would be an awesome way to check out
Every woman should have at least one friend who’s a witch
Nice try, nature, but you missed me ⚡️🌩🌩
Joolia Ghoulia
You know how at the end of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," the Grinch's heart grows the sizes? I left the air conditioning for like 14 minutes and my hair did the same thing...
music festivals are a scam to make you pay a month’s wages to spend a day sweating your boobs off standing in various portable toilet lines giving up and peeing like four people’s pants