"I find sex exceedingly dull, actually. Propose something actually fun and I'll hear you out."
Gossiping are we?
"... Holy shit."
"I can't believe I'm the one we were making fun of two minutes ago."
"And you're trying to fuck me."
"And *why* are you offering me this *most* gracious boon?"
How fun.
Give me more.
"Did you really just stomp your foot at me? Did you actually do that just now. You stomped your foot. You're having a little tantrum over this? A little hissy fit?"
*Better* gossip. Details.
I don't want any of this 'vaguing' nonsense.
