Ginsters pasties are an embarrassment to Cornwall. They're repulsive little pockets of sadness. Foul things.
Why is Nottingham so keen to claim Robin Hood as one of their own? Sherwood Forest is up near Doncaster. The bad guys came from Nottingham.
We need a dating site for middle-aged people where you have to post side-by-side photos of you in your twenties, and you now. Then you could judge whether they were really hot once, and haven't grown that fat and raddled since, or if they've been consistently mid.
Speaking as a man, I think all men can agree that shaking the hand of a new father is extremely embarrassing. The mother has clearly done all the hard work after hours of labor, and us men are like 'Well done mate'. Well done for what? Having sex nine months ago?
Going on a cruise is essentially a foreign holiday for people who don't like foreigners
Scottish separatists - explain to me how you've seen how Brexit has unfolded and yet you still think 'Yes, let's have another one of those, but even more extreme'
I know logically everyone has their own tastes and it's perfectly fine if someone dislikes a food stuff. BUT I can't help but think that the marmite haters have a skill issue of using too much. A teenie bit on hot buttered toast with poached eggs is perfection.
