Not 100% sure what I'm cooking here, but it feels fun
"So, how tall are you?"
"Uhh.. like 30ft, with the horns..."
"'With the horns' you're so funnyyyyy!"
being drained by plushies is hot no matter what the thing you're being drained of, or how šµāš«
GGP standing on top of a police cruiser and stretching her arms out wide as she declares āIt is now time for Razii!ā Seconds before a fireball erupts from a police van, the concussive blast tossing her through the air like a tumbleweed
Animals glue themselves to me
Beg for attention
Plea for my time
And there isnāt enough of that really!
Or hands
Mmm
Four arm fae
Mmmm
I can tell you exactly the last place and what I was doing the last time I had a lemon Coke
Razii sees you
Razii will remember this
The dragon in me is nodding and blinking all four of her eyeballs at me
Iām fucked chat
Ok buddy
I donāt have places to be
Time spent petting a cat is never a waste, yanno?
Mxtress of strange drinks has found you again, my little friend