There was a female bluebird that kept looking in the windows over my shoulder and distracting me
She kept looking at the TVs and watching the boys in the aquarium
She was very animated for an hour she must have babies nearby
Sarge🔜MIR
This month I was trying to get my JFF going and I accidentally started an evil gay T-shirt company
$20 is $20🤷
First four orders go out today😍
I was so afraid to click on the Katy Perry trend but it’s ok, it’s just everybody hating on her😆
Shirts came, now I have 4 sizes
Y’all thought I was playing when I said I’m gonna sell these out of my trunk at the eagle
I was this wet BEFORE the pool
There’s not a clean mirror in this place anywhere
I bought 8, they arrived yesterday
I only have 3 to take to the super gay deadlifting competition today 🥰
I ordered more last night
A woman could not get in the pool and across my lane in the time it took me to swim 25 meters and back and she nearly got froggered
I ain’t got eyes in the back of my head, lady!
Got a haircut and a mani/pedi 😌
Went to a very very gay deadlifting competition to watch feats of gay athleticism 💪
