hard to explain but watching him lift weights is like watching kermit the frog ride a bike
The elderly president's "bubble" from negative news about his presidency has raised concerns that he's out of touch with reality.
I have so much to jerk off about
This is so funny because I was just thinking about how easy it was for Trump to make Rubio into his personal Wormtongue and now the guy who spent years trying to pretend he was an intellectual heavyweight has to go out and say shit like this every day