A neighbor planted a small patch of grass near my house. She brings her toddler out with her to water it every day. The toddler always asks to hold the hose. Today mom finally let her and within five seconds she sprayed her mom, the dog, my front door, and everything. 10/10. I am howling. Go toddler
Rep. Kamlager-Dove: "I rise today to sound the alarm about a grave national security threat: Donald Trump's sleeping habits ... we cannot trust the WH on matters concerning the president's health because they are denying what Americans are seeing with our own two eyes."
