Well, ain't you a lucky duck! Since ya activated my Command Board event fer da first time, I'm givin' ya my super secret, extra-special D-Link! It's chock fulla super cool moves like "Yell At PJ", "Sit In Hot Tub", "Cry On Couch", "Jerk Off On Couch", "Jerk Off On Couchra", "Jerk Off On Couchga", "J
