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Bunker resident Conrad Stalthorn is still missing, but was spotted as a ghostly figure.
He, along with a strange figure dressed in old English attire were seen speaking on a mirror on the ground floor. It seems as though Stalthorn is trapped in some alternate dimension.
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Breaking News
Conrad Stalthorn, the bunker resident that went missing has been found! Stalthorn appeared in the common area on level 2 this morning, and shouted about “Not being such a crotchety old shit head”. He will be joining the planning Christmas committee this year.
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A snippet from a notice board at the common area on level one;
“Have you heard it? The weird sounds of a train driving through the swamp? I feel like I’m going crazy, but I saw my son on it. It took off towards Baton Rouge, and then… I don’t know. I was in my bedroom.”
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Excerpt from a memo, from the desk of our quartermaster:
Does your little one need a new book for you to read to them? Thanks to a mysterious donor, I discovered a crate of books in the stockpile. There are plenty of them, so why not pick one up for the little ones?
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Conrad Stalthorn is still missing. Bunker residents have seen him as a ghostly visage. Once accompanied by an unknown individual in modern clothing, and one in a hooded black bathrobe. If you have any information on Stalthorn’s whereabouts, contact security.
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Clipped from the Bunker Bugle
Conrad Stalthorn has gone missing from his quarters.
Stalthorn was known to be a typical Scrooge, with little to no care for other bunker residents. He has been missing for 2 days, and all are encouraged to report findings to security.
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Another strange sighting caught on a security camera on level 3.
A woman painted to look like a broken porcelain doll is dancing around and laughing manically. She was throwing out presents. Onlookers report she said, “Hey you silly fuckers! I’ve got something for y’all!”
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A clip from the Bunker Bugel
“Thomas Middleton, whose son was reported abducted by some strange conductor, found his son in his own bed this morning. He old some story about a magical train, and Santa giving him a bell. According to Middleton; ‘It dosen’t fucking ring.’”
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Security footage from level 3 shows a terrible scene. Citizen Dash is seen chasing an unidentified animal through a corridor and stops when he sees a shadowy figure. It had horns, and when Dash seemed to speak to it a chain pulled the young man into the shadows.
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Excerp from Bunker News at 11
Bunker resident Dash was found by friends this morning. He is physically unharmed, but he seemed to be in distress. His friends said that he kept mentioning being a better person, and “Not being such a little shit.”
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