1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaannirbxvjd2
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaad7aufcmm3c
Chestbursty
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Imagining how my life went if I bought a laminator in 2002 like I wanted to
are you on your grindset mentality? are you working harder and smarter? are you up with the sun imagining the first billion dollar company staffed by agentic ai???
me: (eating chips) tom clancy wiggum
Involuntary edging that little drop-off before slumber. Both my body and mind are crying out to shut down
I hate when people call the green m&m the sexy one, they are all sexy
Looking through the grape leaves
no, YOU'RE crashing out on the timeline
No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.
some people like diplomacy, and reaching across the aisle to people they disagree with to find common ground. I am not one of those people. once when I was ~7 I decided a girl wronged me (unknowingly gave me pop with an earwig in it) and I buried her favourite outfit in a hole in my backyard
One thing I'm proud of is that I have the mental capacity to be both self loathing and a snob
