Just for the record I'm team magpie. They're chill. The crows seemingly had beef with them at some point years ago, but they just bred and now there's 5 of them. Still only 2 crows who do NOT fuck with them anymore. (bullies)
The pigeons are... new. Court's out on how they'll fit in the heirarchy.
The year is 2067. Elon still realizes he's a worthless, unloveable chud despite being worth 5 trillion. The UN has deemed turning half the worlds population into paste for food and fertilizer to be necessary for "the rest of us". Some dissenting voices expressed concerns over the ethics of it all.
Birds where I live:
5 magpies who should be less afraid of me and WAY more afraid of my car. You can't just clear the wheel, I can't SEE you.
2 crows. Wary of my car, terrified of me.
2 pigeons for some reason, who are terrified of everything.
Occasional seagull appearance. Preference unknown.