Me: Do I look too high to go to the store
Friend: Nah, you look good
Me:
He’s a 10, but his therapist quit
He seems like a stable husband for me.
What? He was gay?
Oh, and he cut off his own ear?
I think I'll just stick with my current flawed situation
He’s a 10, but said “I’m not really a reader.”
And some days, you and your favorite grandma would listen to Neil Sedaka songs
My graduate thesis is that your piece of shit partner has the capacity to treat someone well, just not you. Not while you’re still there making it comfortable
#HollysHotTakes #DoubleMajor #WomensStudies #BehavioralEconomics
Wanted someone who I used to be like
Now you think I'm not trying
Well, don't argue, it's not worth the effort to lie
#JulienBaker
Giles 💔
Dipping my bread the way I like (face down, butt up)
Called an accessible clinic to finally find a therapist. Gave my info, broke down & told her how close I got to doing a Spin-Out 360 in my wheelchair in front of a speeding bus, specifying I meant "literally" & was using it correctly. She then told me they were booked up.
#AdventuresInTherapy
