(Onlyfans for wisdom) He who knows nothing, doubts nothing
Reply guy: I’m gonna rack my brain to this later
Willet mid-flight
Tunnel
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Bag label: “this bag is not a toy”
(Toddler putting it down) fuuuck I was gonna play with that
Whenever they scan items at the grocery store cashiers should say random lines like excellent choice, sir or come back later, I have new gear coming
Facades
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It’s less of a “tornado warning” and more like a special weather time
(the news show a menacing mugshot of a shady man) it’s always the ones you most expect (mugshot of an elegant, well-kept gentleman) or those you expect the least (security camera still of me eating a hot dog inside a military research facility) aw hell I could go for a hot dog
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(texting guy from craigslist) I’m in the cafe, blue sweatpants, demon mask
