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Errai
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Whenever they scan items at the grocery store cashiers should say random lines like excellent choice, sir or come back later, I have new gear coming
(Onlyfans for wisdom) He who knows nothing, doubts nothing
Reply guy: I’m gonna rack my brain to this later
When there are 30+ people in a classroom it’s statistically guaranteed that everyone has the same birthday. This is known as the Birthday Paradox
Hey check this out *permanently worsens your life*
Willet mid-flight
(texting guy from craigslist) I’m in the cafe, blue sweatpants, demon mask
(the news show a menacing mugshot of a shady man) it’s always the ones you most expect (mugshot of an elegant, well-kept gentleman) or those you expect the least (security camera still of me eating a hot dog inside a military research facility) aw hell I could go for a hot dog
Sparrow bathing
Tunnel
What it feels like to be the first one to cross the street because you know the traffic light patterns
