In honor of the Albanian people's resistance to corruption and oligarchy, let us now sing the Albanian national anthem:
Albania! Albania!
You border on the Adriatic
Your land is mostly mountainous
And your chief export is chrome!
I love that my Mass Effect player experience has been pretty evenly split between "That was nice. It's nice to be nice." and "I will end your miserable existence, and the only reason your kin will not be shamed by your fate is that they will never know what has happened to you." #masseffect
Topic: which is the best Halo game, and why is it Reach?
You see- when Andrew Jackson staged a mixed martial arts event in the White House, at least he had enough class to participate in it.
THAT BEING SAID, do I really need a smoke alarm that goes off EVERY TIME I turn on the oven to make some dino nuggies?
Congratulations to Toronto and the TTC on almost finishing your infrastructure repairs before the World Cup!
You know, I think it's great that kitchens are safer than they've ever been. We no longer need open fires that fill our houses with smoke, and there's way less of a chance of your clothes catching fire while you work over a wood-burning hearth.
I was once in a Rockabilly band called the Texas Screwworms.
Honestly, how does a water main burst in June?
I GOT A TELEPHONE CALL FROM ISTANBUL
MY BABY'S COMING HOME TODAY
