Museum Professional. Unemployed Bicycle Salesperson. Post-Punk Deviant. Gundam Weirdo. Drain On Society.
Author of The Embers In The Tall Grass. Now available on Kindle Direct: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
J.M. "Butlerian Jihad Now" Kirkness
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Honestly, how does a water main burst in June?
THAT BEING SAID, do I really need a smoke alarm that goes off EVERY TIME I turn on the oven to make some dino nuggies?
I was once in a Rockabilly band called the Texas Screwworms.
I love that my Mass Effect player experience has been pretty evenly split between "That was nice. It's nice to be nice." and "I will end your miserable existence, and the only reason your kin will not be shamed by your fate is that they will never know what has happened to you." #masseffect
You know, I think it's great that kitchens are safer than they've ever been. We no longer need open fires that fill our houses with smoke, and there's way less of a chance of your clothes catching fire while you work over a wood-burning hearth.
