floatin the #1 thought bubbles to your brain sponge absorb absorb
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comedy writer, toronto, any pronouns
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"this is such a bluesky take" is an awesome thing to post on bluesky. i dipped a cup into the ocean and pulled out water, fucking Typical
do heroin when you turn 90. you've earned it
ballminning. making my balls extra tiny. this is actually more manly bcuz i'm less vulnerable to attack
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look if you're a politician with access to trump and you read "i'm about to commit genocide" and your response to that is not to arrange a private meeting in which you can do the thing, you're complicit in what comes next
i am sick of this situation where the fucking president can announce his plans for murder but you cannot even suggest what should happen to save those lives
