Borowitz:
"I find it hard to believe he can persuade the Iranians to give up their nukes when he can’t even get his wife to hold his hand"
“I feel like I’ve been to the best church on the planet earth.”- Tom Hanks
@barackobama.bsky.social Presidential Center Opening
Beautiful day for Chicago and our country.
😏💔👇
Trump hiring the Penguin through his front company greenwater services to make the pool green is so funny
Georgia! Your Democratic ticket is looking excellent! Let’s get it done! ✔️
#VoteGA