And THAT double play is part of why Ernesto Clement has the second most votes for the All-Star ballot after Ohtani. (It doesn’t hurt that he’s a total sweetheart!)
Yelling at Belgium’s coach to loosen his tie.
I want a 1200 word feature about why Louis Varland has somebody slap him on the back as hard as possible every time he comes in to close out the game and how that stacks up with other closer weirdos.
I just spent two hours putting clothes in vacuum bags and jenga-ing them under my bed and in my crammed closet and I HATE this. Imagine a closet big enough to fit all my clothes and I don’t have to shove my sweaters and jeans into suitcases and haul them down to the garage!? IMAGINE!