Patient trying to get a diagnosis for their chest pains: TELL ME WHY
Doctor gaslighting them: Ain't nothing but a heartache
Patient: TELL ME WHY
Doctor: Ain't nothing but a mistake
I was a Star Wars kid, true, but even more than that I was a Raiders kid. Great, great movie.
At a coffee shop in Memphis:
Customer: “What’s shakin’ bacon?” Barista: “well you know, I’m feeling like a small ball in tall grass”.
Humans remain undefeated at language 🤩