I live in a silver tower above the Whole Foods and every evening a thousand men come to serenade me and buy groceries
Name your kid Fart and that way in the wastelands people will laugh when he says his name and it will give him a chance to slit their throats and steal their water
Or maybe his mom didn’t let him get broccoli haircut and that was his polio
My beau Rat Omega is going to become a doctor and take me away from this place
You know who probably loves Laura loomers face? Magpies
So what shorty shiny like a magpie’s bauble
Day one anyone who does a little trolling is getting put out on an ice floe