A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Two wheels good, four wheels bad. Ex Sociology adjunct turned Accounting nerd. North of Boston, near witches. Born into a 321 PPM world. He/Him. Enjoy every sandwich. Aurë entuluva.
Malaclypse the Middle
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Journalists have a duty to tell the public that the president and his aides are seriously considering suspending habeas corpus *when it is happening* rather than saving it for a book rollout over a year later
Needy, not nerdy. Dammit.
I encountered this turtle chilling by the side of the Bruce Freeman Rail Trail in West Concord, Mass., earlier today. I believe it’s an eastern painted turtle, but if you have other ideas, let me know.
On this day in 1859, American Lyman Cutlar shot a pig in his garden that belonged to Hudson's Bay Company employee Charles Griffin on San Juan Island.
This sparked The Pig War between Britain and the United States. It lasted until October 1859. The pig was the only casualty.
I’m pretty old, and this is the first time I have ever known a sitting president’s birthday without looking it up, because none of the others were nerdy narcissistic man-children being constantly indulged by a courtier press.
This, too, is Gender (laudatory).
Whiskey Vodka Special Brew
All of this is good for you
Gin sling Quench or Brandy sour
Right out,
Soul happy hour
Do you ever think about how the worst human from the cast of News Radio somehow was not Andy Dick? That should not have been possible, and yet…
Hot air balloon festival. Everybody loves hot air balloons.
BREAKING:
New from Haberman and Swan:
Secret memos show that the Trump White House debated last year, to a greater degree than previously known, whether to limit a constitutional right — suspending habeas corpus rights for undocumented immigrants to accelerate mass deportation efforts.
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio.
Magic!
Goodnight.
When they do the Comedy Central roast of joe rogan nobody is gonna show up its just gonna be him staring at a life size poster board of this photo for an hour
Okay but
What would YOUR totally gratuitous White House lawn event be, if YOU were the mad king of a dying superpower
