Missus just took the washing out of the machine and said "Uh-oh" as she handed me my freshly spun wallet. Luckily there was no cash in it so I won't get done for money laundering.
This would be an even bigger shock than Scotland beating Haiti.
This new test card is shit. #ESPCPV
Our granddaughter Polly slept for the whole of the plane journey and on the two trains we had to take, unlike me and Lucy. And yet she gets the day off school today and we had to go to work. It's a kid's world all right.