Messi scoring three goals in an easy-peasy World Cup win
Messi after once again being held scoreless by the New England Revolution
tells you everything you need to know about MLS, the greatest league on earth
estoy haciendo mi parte como pinche gringo
if you complain about the mandatory world cup hydration breaks (which simply standardize something that happens all the time!) you are a cop. we have guys keeling over half-dead on the pitch and blowing achilles at record rates and you think they shouldn't get a little break? cop!
working the pausa de hidratación into my daily life like it's a religion
i understand fox is using this time to show full-screen ads, but that just means we need to liberate US world cup coverage from the hateful clutches of fox sports (also telemundo is not showing full-screen ads btw, you can free yourself at any time)
*running to the kitchen to refill my water bottle* pausa de hidratación
Starting to think Euros just aren't good enough for international football, FIFA should look at taking a slot away from UEFA next tournament
Pros: Best US performance in a World Cup match in my lifetime, (assuming Pulisic is OK) nobody got hurt, system looked great, probably could have scored six
Cons: this is me