she/her, 40s, DC metro area, 🏳️⚧️
This is basically my LiveJournal 🤷🏻♀️😅
2023: “I can never transition, I’m probably not even really trans 😭”
2026: logging my estrogen shots 🏳️⚧️💉 & showing off my cutest selfies ☺️💅🏻✨
Start HRT now—the time is passing either way 💖
Legally Jen ("what, like it's hard?") 🩵🩷👻🩷🩵
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My hubris brings all the gods to the yard and I'm like, mine's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I could teach you cos I'm better than the gods
to be clear I do not think we are actually cancelling Dr. Pepper at this time, I think it’s a bit
(but who can fucking tell for sure what’s a bit and what’s not, anymore)
😈 “You’ve got laser this morning!”
😄 “That’s good!”
😈 “But you can’t wear makeup—or even moisturizer!”
😟 “That’s bad!”
😈 “But it takes less time to get out the door!”
😄 “That’s good!”
😈 “But it’s humid as a swamp out there!”
😕 “…”
👿 “That’s bad.”
😐 “…can i go now”
the stairs are whatever, they’re like ridged vinyl designed & built specifically for crap like this (it is very much *not* a fancy apartment) 😮💨🤷🏻♀️🫤
I just feel like a royal fuck-up… as if I took a $10 out of sweetie’s wallet & flushed it down the toilet 😓
(but they’re chill about it, bless them lol)
i felt that, is my point here
receptionist at the laser hair removal place complimented my outfit 😊
so, y’know, I’m now invincible for today, which is nice
me when it’s time to give Dr. Pepper the homophobic-chicken-sandwich treatment
well that was a fuckin’ fib, lol. The invincible part
Picked up breakfast for sweetie on the way home… then fumbled their large iced coffee AND one of their large unsweetened iced teas, allll over the fucking stairs outside the apartment 😩
and now the adrenaline/cortisol spike/crash has me wiped 😓
There’s a bit early in the movie where Paul Dune’s all “uh Dad, what if I don’t *want* to be the CEO of the galactic Reagan Republicans?”
and Daddy Oscar Isaac is like “you’ll still be the only thing I ever needed you to be…”
[hand falls on Paul’s shoulder with resounding “BOOM”]
“…my *son.*”
🥲
