😈 “You’ve got laser this morning!”
😄 “That’s good!”
😈 “But you can’t wear makeup—or even moisturizer!”
😟 “That’s bad!”
😈 “But it takes less time to get out the door!”
😄 “That’s good!”
😈 “But it’s humid as a swamp out there!”
😕 “…”
👿 “That’s bad.”
😐 “…can i go now”