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If we ever go to a formal dinner and shots are fired, I don't care if we have on make-up and gowns, get in the car, bitch. We're going to Popeye's
Happy 5HTP day to all who celebrate!
Morgan Jerkins
To be clear:
You can’t, but I can.
This is some of the best news for 2026. Hungary and the EU can now move forward!
It’s not *illegal* to be straight during Pride month. It’s just that we’d prefer you not to talk about that stuff.
J Edgar Hoover just completed a preternaturally insightful FBI report about looksmaxxing
Venmo “what’s this for?” field be like:
🤦🏼♂️ 😔 🫡
The shirtless runners on the west side highway create a hornier vibe than any Equinox steam room.