As of today, the Russian invasion of Ukraine has gone on longer than the First World War.
INCOMING
Carraway, oxtail soup, hollandaise
Woven into the fabric of the nation
We laugh now at the monkey hangers of Hartlepool
I hope we laugh
At the fools on the white cliffs
Hoping the small boats sink
I hope they fall in.
INCOMING
There are few things worse
Than groups of insects
Towards the end of their life span
They are buzzing everywhere
The radar or sonar that guides them
Totally damaged so they dive bomb you