Tick infestations and daily funnel cloud warnings are Saskatchewan's new climate-change impacts.
Soon to come...
Wildfire smoke and evacuations.
I blame chemtrails.
(No no no no)
My Dad passed away 48 years ago.
I found this faded card a couple of years back.
It's difficult to read, but it is his membership card in The Turtles. (Not the Flo and Eddie Turtles)
Do I know the password?
You bet your sweet ass I do.
Happy Father's Day.
Enjoy your Dad while you can.
The last two bottles of a very good Italian red in the store.
They are now in my possession.
I was able to buy this ambrosia due to receiving my share of Galen Westons "Memories Of A Gigantic Rip Off" bread class action settlement.
Thanks Galen.
You should have paid 100 times what you paid.
Sleep.
2/2
My painless day today will turn into slow moving and loud complaining tomorrow.
For now I'm eating Advil, and hoping.
Hoping it will ease tomorrow's pain, and keep my wife from evicting me because of Grumpy Old Man Syndrome.
Which I will Write my thesis on.
Expert that I am.
Sleep well.
I'm eating Advil and waiting for the pain to arrive.
Our big dog, Ursa Bean, likes to dig.
Today, while mowing her run, I found some of her work, stumbled, and felt something pull in my lower back.
There was no immediate pain, but I worked construction long enough to know about back injuries.
1/2
3-0 Canada at the break.
You knew a hockey game was going to erupt with Johnny Canuck playing.
"Fight, fight, fight!"
Wake me up
when he's gone.
On the best night that we could get.
I may drink a toast
to a better world.
If I smoked, I'd smoke a large cigarette.
Then let me sleep with peaceful dreams
restful sleep has been thin and lean.
Since the racist pedo creep was elected.
By morons in 20 16.
BREAKING NEWS!
The Doctor declared that the mole in the....spot is safe, and no slippery scalpel work is needed at this time.
I do need to monitor changes. Every year, beginning today, I am to take a picture of the mole for comparison.
NO FILM AT 11!
Good morning.
I am off to YXE to have a mole removed.
This mole resides in a very private place. A place where the slip of a scalpel could...but let's not go there.
What has me choked is the fee. A private clinic is charging a fee for a non-cosmetic procedure to check for cancer.
That ain't right.