In my home, we have two rules:
1. If they call, do not speak to the NYT style section
2. If Chotiner calls, throw your cell phone in the nearest dumpster and quit your life and start a new one
My husband is from New York. I am from Louisville. Significantly fewer movies and shows take place in my hometown than his. He is REALLY enjoying the role reversal of me pausing Murder in Glitterball City every ten seconds to provide extra information. By which I mean he is not enjoying this at all.
This is also how Rosser learned I have Steve Romines and Ted Shouse’s numbers saved in my phone with lots of panic keywords in the notes sections in case I accidentally get arrested because I will accept no substitute.
What??? No! That’s so crazy! As a former tech worker I can’t even imagine a situation in which I, a woman, would experience this exact situation! Certainly not every single goddamn day or anything.
Okay, I have seen the Weird Al show and I can say 1. He seems to be an object lesson in the value of minding your own business, not stepping on necks on your way up, and the compounding value of those two things as you age and 2. Punk as fuck.
Also a preteen girl gave me these and I love them
New week, new menu.
joe rogan won’t see your mean comments about his steroid induced head shape problems but i will and i think they’re all very funny, keep posting them
