If only there were a shorter way to say "forced sex," like maybe a single word
Welp, all that "maybe there IS a God" talk was for naught. Looks like DC is smooth sailing til at least after midnight, and Bonnaroo got evacuated for severe weather (again) this afternoon.
Y'all, Disclosure Day is magnificent. Perfectly plotted, perfectly paced, perfectly cast-- the cast! Emily Blunt needs an Oscar, but they were all fantastic. Solid A overall.
We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.
Sad movies. Sad plays. Tragedies of all sorts. Even sad TV because even if you're watching alone, odds are you can find someone else who also watched and you can talk about being sad together.
Julia Roberts: Renee Nicole Goode is not a symbol. She is an American woman, a queer woman who was doing the very best she could do to be good in an unjust world.
And I am honored to celebrate her life and her legacy tonight, because the life she gave is our responsibility to carry.
Can't he be sued?
This is a private, for-profit event, for a company the President personally has bought stock in.
Port-a-potty. Farragut Square, Washington, DC. June 14, 2026.
If Macron and his wife can sue Candice Owens, the Obamas should sue Hokit so hard he dribbles vomit again.