Happy Fathers Day to the man who woke me up at 5 am once to show me what ten grand looked like after a big night on the riverboat in Biloxi
Happy Father's Day to all you motherfuckers.
I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.
an american tail is so hilariously Jewish immigrant left wing pro trade unionist anti-czarist propaganda and I love all that but I struggle with it due to its anti cat racism
The theory that “electable” means “work to appease right-wing bigots under the assumption that majorities agree with them, at least partially, and they prioritize it when voting” has been tried. It has failed. Try something else.
Mattress store that’s always going out of business, except it’s a peace deal with Iran.
Arresting people for touching the failed coating in the reflecting pool feels like a resounding “yes” answer to the question, “Can things get any dumber?”