I tend to default to typing "KILL JESTER" when I get bored of a text adventure.
I must have typed it into a dozen different games.
Only one responded correctly ...
(also honorable mention for "FIND LIGHTSWITCH" from watching too much @robbotron.bsky.social )
The man, the myth, the legendary @robbotron.bsky.social signed my jacket, and my lads tote bag, at the UK Games Expo, today... I didn't get any videos of the event, but had a fantastic day... 😎
Tynemouth Software
Nationalise Deep Space Nine
Hot tip: the leather shop at the foot of The Empire State Building is the only place selling leather biker vests I’ve ever seen where they’re not exclusively for gays, goths and old nerds who look like wizards. Stop steward very pleasant but mystified if you want the thing to be tight
Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.
Well now I can't unseen it @robbotron.bsky.social
What I most admire about the looksmaxxing weirdos is the bit where they smash themselves in the face with hammers.
I just love a trend that’s going to sort itself out pretty quickly.
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Voidspace Live @voidspacezine.bsky.social is on this weekend. Go and see hilarious new show from @robbotron.bsky.social You Are Pagliacci: Sad Clown Simulator.'
Look, sometimes you just gotta ask @robbotron.bsky.social "How do you make a tissue dance?" cos a child has messaged our podcast for answers and John Robertson is a wise sage to turn to.
LISTEN YE!
omny.fm/shows/radio-...
Scotty McGaming
Fantastic start to #UKGE with my friends and I surviving the Aztec themed Escape Room and then an absolutely epic session in The Dark Room, by @robbotron.bsky.social before collapsing into my hotel room.