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“Listen out there! We’re George and Harriet Miller! We just dropped in on the pigs for coffee! We’re coming out! … We don’t want trouble!”
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“Listen—just take one of our brochures and see what we’re all about. … In the meantime, you may wish to ask yourself, ‘Am I a happy cow?’”
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“Good heavens, Mr. Farley, is that the end of someone’s nose I see down there?”
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“You idiot! … Twenty bucks for a smoke alarm and we don’t even know what the stuff is!”
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Crimony! Millions of people in this city, and look who I rear-end.
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“Lunch is ready, Lawrence, and … what? You’re still a fly?”
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HELP / QUACK
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Regrettably, Professor DeWitt’s boasting fell on too many jealous ears, and that night, as he stumbled from the bar, he was etherized by an unknown assailant and “relieved” of his trophy.
