White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During National Anthem https://theonion.com/white-sox-fans-asked-to-remove-polish-sausage-from-mouths-during-national-anthem/
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
The perfect obit headline for this particular climate denier, who knew better but preferred to live a lie
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Here is a prime example of why you should Never, EVER use anything from a genai source for reference.
Get your references from reputable sources, take your own photos, literally anything else.
No excuse is good enough to use that slop. Support real creators and people.
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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@pattonoswalt.bsky.social 's special on YouTube (Tea & Scotch) is as great as I hoped it would be.
(And thank you for bringing back the memory of the "cassette musical")
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The Onion
Gernot Wagner
0-1 after 80 minutes is garbage.
Here's my pitch:
2 less people on the field for each team.
No goalies.
Smaller goal.
You'd have more tension when the ball is on your side, and if someone does get a shot off there's a better chance of scoring.
#FIFA
Katie Croonenberghs Art
The slow scaffolding build all day seems like a bullshit delay tactic. They used cranes and construction lifts in December and only took a few hours to install that shit.
Penny Arcade for June 13th 2008, 18 years ago today!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/0...
There’s your ad, Democrats, if you’re willing to fuck with fossil fuel donors.
today I discovered this incredible story of a minor league pitcher who is 6'4 wears glasses and a ginger beard who hurt his elbow and went to the doc for Tommy John surgery and was mistaken for a pitcher from a diff team who was also there for TJ surgery on same day anyway heres their pics and names
LiteDoctor
LiteDoctor
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
www.penny-arcade.com
From the second we started TrueRef, I instantly started finding our POC refs turned white and redistributed in the wild.