Neon garbage, he/him, gay/queer, UK, 🔞 partner to @puploki.com and @16bitjackdaw.bsky.social
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I think every politician who proposes to ban anything on the internet for teens should be required to propose, as an alternate, a free and accessible and all weather space for teens to hang out in their own hometown
Good morning guys! ☀️
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These NastyPig ones are a little less short but a lot more slutty. I’m gomma wear them to work next week as a proportionate response to London being 33°C all week.
Probably leave the whip at home though because I’m a professional.
Painting the new conservatory yesterday and coping with the intolerable heat the only way I knew how. Thanks also to @taraka.bsky.social for his rollering skills 🙏🏻
Literal morning wood. What the fuck am I doing up before 6? #fcf
Slutty shorts are short, slutty
Woman on phone on the train: “He had his first puppy party last weekend”, “So many toys”,” Still not housebroken”, “Such a naughty boy”, “Need to vaccinate and neuter him” and still unclear if this is a biodog or as @16bitjackdaw.bsky.social suggested just friends with some real hardcore kinksters.
My sexuality to straight folk: “I’m gay.”
To gay folk: “I’m queer.”
To myself: “Oh, so complicated: politically queer, sexually androphile, tendency to limerence with a confusing side-order of alcohol-soluble lithosexuality, kinky, junk-agnostic, but also … guys in shorts really.”
